Go try, go fly so high

and you'll be walking on air

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deepfriedeyelash:

sspirate:

vincemoon:

cyruspotnoodle:

skeletonmasks:

razzledazzy:



Just another day at the dildo factory.


SHIT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE THOSE.

 i would be laughing every fucking day
‘yep this is going in someone some day’



oh my god i thought they were marshmallows

I kinda want to work in a dildo factory

Taylor and my reactions to this picture:
Me: “Where do you work?”Him: “A dildo factory.”Me: “What do you do there?”Him: “Uh… make dildos? At least I’m not the tester.”Me: “But what if they offered to pay you a lot extra to be one?”Him: “Then I’ll have to say ‘These will all fit nicely in your toocus’”.

deepfriedeyelash:

sspirate:

vincemoon:

cyruspotnoodle:

skeletonmasks:

razzledazzy:

Just another day at the dildo factory.

SHIT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE THOSE.

 i would be laughing every fucking day

‘yep this is going in someone some day’

oh my god i thought they were marshmallows

I kinda want to work in a dildo factory

Taylor and my reactions to this picture:

Me: “Where do you work?”
Him: “A dildo factory.”
Me: “What do you do there?”
Him: “Uh… make dildos? At least I’m not the tester.”
Me: “But what if they offered to pay you a lot extra to be one?”
Him: “Then I’ll have to say ‘These will all fit nicely in your toocus’”.

(Source: dirks-blog, via incests)

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    I just realized that there are actually dildo factories. And people work there. Dildo making is a profession.
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    i’d love to work there. i’d take the defective ones so i could throw at people during parades.
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    I think it’d be pretty awkward to explain that you work making dildoes it’d be something like “So, Timmy, what does your...
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    Being immature at work… I could do it.
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    Could this guy say in his next job interview where he was working? “I made dildos” “O.o”
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    for someone working in a dildo factory, that dude has no fucks to give.
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